Hi.

supbitch

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best-of-funny:

earthnation:

earthnation:

lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth

IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH

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Joke of the day.

best-of-funny:

lesrevolutionnaires:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

omfg

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(Source: flyingscotsman)

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wabear-velvet:

kastiakbc:

My mom just called me over to the TV to show me this ADORABLE and super-well animated commercial for Oreos with a jingle sung by Owl City.

I’ve never seen a commercial so charming and fun! The song is def gonna be stuck in my head.

Also, does anybody know who animated it? It’s very good!!

I’ve had a pretty shitty day and this just lifted my spirits tenfold

(via the-yolocaust)

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lizthefangirl:

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

whaT FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL WAS THAT

(via the-yolocaust)