pivotalwolf:

Shiba requires a moment to process the fact that someone touched the butt

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(Source: unlawfully)

(Source: boytoysnweed)

wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

(Source: jewishsanta)

mishasminions:

WOW YOUR FACE IS REALLY OFFENSIVE

SHUT UP MISHA LIKE SERIOUSLY SHUT UP

sexualremarks:

nothing turns me on more than turning someone else on

gameofchrons:

parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

image

(Source: hanukkahlewinsky)

sexualremarks:

rule #1: make sure you leave your hair down so it can be gripped firmly as youre bent over somethin

rule #2: make sure if she have her hair down you grip it firmly and bend her over somethin

sexualremarks:

"whos line is it anyway?"
mine. *snorts cocaine*

sexualremarks:

*grabs own tit* nice

wrestlingcrocs:

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

dishes get washed

sexualremarks:

ppl who dont cuss make me uncomfortable like. r u judging me.

mangocianamarch:

starks-drunkgaytendencies:

pkmnprofessorgarrett:

carebearpikachu:

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

fave

mindifimoveincloser IT’S BACK

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

(Source: frankie40hands)