aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

cosbyykidd:

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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SIKE

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unexplained-events:

Dial-up sound (700% slower)

its kinda beautiful 

Played 7708 times.

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

(Source: decrepitar)

camsfarts:

College students

camsfarts:

College students

(Source: adventure-time-gif)

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

(Source: omnomnominator)

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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dancrush:

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

i don’t think this level of betrayal is acceptable

(Source: acidocasualidad)

ilikeyouandvodka:

I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY FEET IN THE SAND BHT IT WAS SUNNY OUT AND IT WAS ON SELFIE AND I DJDNT REALIZE IT AND THIS IS WHAY CAME OUT OH MY FUCK I CANT BREATHE